BackroadGirl57

STOP!

NO, STOP, DON'T LOOK AT-

Uh. Dont look at that that is nothing important

Yes it is, 'that' is highly classified material, and it's-

JARVIS. HUSH UP.

ANYWAY completely ignore that!
(JARVIS, get started on the memory wiper please)

I'm Monica, nice to meet ya! Don't worry about a thing, just sit here while i distract entertain you for a bit!
I am an awesome everything, duh, I'm an artist, might as well be a mechanic at this point, pretty much a bodyguard, life coach, I can code, I have an eye for good fashion, i may or may not be an assassin, you'll never kn-
HEY. DON'T TOUCH THAT.

Now if a certain somebody was here, i may make this longer to irritate them. Since they are not, let's keep this short and sinister

BUT NOT OVER YET SO DON'T LEAVE!

I'm running out of stuff to say, so I guess telling you about my favorite things will work...


TOP 7 All-time Favorite Songs:

Highway Desperado, Jason Aldean

Highway to Hell, AC/DC

If You Want Blood (You Got It), AC/DC

The Razors Edge, AC/DC

The Unforgiven, Metallica

Trapped Under Ice, Metallica

18 and Life, Skid Row





TOP 7 Subject-to-Change Favorite Songs:

Love You Miss You Mean It, Luke Bryan

Nobody, Sylvia

The Lucky One, Laura Branigan

Road and the Radio, Kenny Chesney

Wolves Cry, Bryan Martin

Hell Or High Water, Bailey Zimmerman

Blue on Black, Five Finger Death Punch + Kenny Wayne Shepherd + Brantley Gilbert + Brian May



TOP 7 TV Shows:

Knight Rider (Favorite Episodes: "Killer KITT" and "Knight Racer")

MacGyver (Favorite Episodes: "Halloween Knights" and "Serenity")

Magnum, P.I. (Favorite Episodes: "All for One" and "Legend of the Lost Art")

The A-Team (Favorite Episodes: "There Goes the Neighborhood" and "Waste 'Em!")

Walker, Texas Ranger (Favorite Episodes: "Vision Quest" and "White Buffalo")

Ghost Whisperer (Favorite Episodes: "Speed Demon" and "Don't Try This At Home")

The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch (no favorite episodes, it's a documentary)



TOP 7 Movies:

Iron Man

The Matrix

I, Robot

Ghost Rider

The Dark Tower

Star Wars

Pretty much anything from Marvel


Now of course we must acknowledge my friends here because they are so awesome. And crazy.


The_Whippoorwill
Athena's one of my best friends. She's almost as awesome as me! She's a wonderful human being, easy to talk to, one of the few people I'd trust, and a definite good one to have in your corner, literally and metaphorically.


Cashoo
Logan is a.. ahem.. a different one. He's a good guy at heart, if you can get through all the bananas. And if he ever hurts Athena he knows I'll make him pay for it, so ignore him when he tries to make you scared of me. I'm not THAT dangerous. Most of the time... Oh well, we're all a little insane I guess.


A Poor Wayfaring Stranger
Holly is... Holly is special. She's super sweet, kind, doesn't have even one mean bone in her body, entirely pure of heart, has a beautiful soul... She's the person most people wish they were, as well as our friendgroup's token sane person, god knows we need at least one of those to keep us all under control.

Excuse me?!
Shhh, JARVIS. You're an AI for Asgard's sake, you are the most sane of us all and you know it...
Correct, I am aware of that.
Oh just do what I asked.
I already have, ma'am.
Oh it's ma'am now??
Is there a problem with me calling you that? Would you prefer I-
Alright, alright, enough. Thanks, J.
You're very welcome.



Okay.
*spritz* You may go. Remember anything?

No?

GOOD.

The morally grey one; too dark to be anyone's light, but too lighthearted to be anyone's personal darkness; too coldhearted to be loved, but too warm-spirited to be hated; too hurt to fully trust, but too caring not to be trusted; too evil to be good, but too good to be the bad guy.