dangers of fructose

Wifezilla

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Saw that one this morning. Glucose fuels cancer and fructose helps it spread.
 

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abifae said:
I just inverted 45 pounds of Sucrose into Glucose and Fructose so my yeast can have a gay old time, they can't metabolize sucrose very easily and have to break it apart themselves to feed - so to speed things along I add the ascorbic acid and simmer for an hour and do it for them (I'm a nice guy).

First you guys scare me with exploding high pressure vessels, then botulism followed by creepy slimes, molds, and mother jellies - and as if trichinosis wasn't bad enough you had to throw salmonella e.coli pooping sharecroppers into my salad mix, now your telling me I can't even enjoy a simple manly drink. Typhoid Mary is looking like a good cooking wife right about now.
 

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Enjoy your manly drink. The sugar is converted into alchohol. Your pancreas will be just fine. Your liver, however..... :p
 

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freemotion said:
Enjoy your manly drink. The sugar is converted into alchohol. Your pancreas will be just fine. Your liver, however..... :p
Alcohol actually has zero of everything except calories witch (Sally's sister) has about 60 per ounce. I do however throw a liver restoration party once a week so I should be good to go - - > gone.
 

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abifae said:
LOL. as long as you KNOW you are poisoning yourself when you do it, i'm satisfied. i see no reason to change just because you are poisoning yourself unless you want to though.
Ouch! I think you just put a dig on me, but thats ok as it keeps my beer cold.
 

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No dig. Abi just hates hypocrisy. Like eating ice cream and trying to say it is a health food. If you want ice cream, eat the damn ice cream. Just don't try to say it is the nutritional equivalent of liver! :D
 

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The really bad thing about fructose is that is found in FRUIT.
 

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