I'm not gonna be able to save you on this one once Attila the Hers have their way with you. better load that "Judge" up with some mammary piercing garlic shells or end up as a yurt rug.SKR8PN said:....a grill is better than a girlfriend.
5) The grill can actually cook.
meriruka said:No worries, those reasons apply equally well to a boyfriend with the addition that a grill doesn't park immovably on your couch.
Ouch! that seemed bitter, the couch sounds good though - can you get me a beer and pull my finger...meriruka said:No worries, those reasons apply equally well to a boyfriend with the addition that a grill doesn't park immovably on your couch.
You musta had one of those "Thumper" models.murphysranch said:True Meriuka - the grill also doesn't require self cleaning twice a day; it doesn't care that the British Open is on TV; and it's flame doesn't burn out after 3 minutes.