Full figured?

[Boogity]

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"! As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"!

Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start using " Dawn " dish soap! It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".

It pays to read the warning labels my friends!

I received this in an email today. I thought you guys would enjoy. I'm a tall skinny guy so it doesn't apply to me and I wondered how this joke would go over here at the SS forums.

 

[Denim Deb]

 

[Wifezilla]

So that's what my problem is! That darn VOLUMIZING shampoo!!

 

[gettinaclue]

 

[Wannabefree]

 

[TanksHill]

 

[Shiloh Acres]

 

[Neko-chan]

I can't remember where I saw this, but it is a worthy funny!