Health Care Reform - what the AMA has to say about it

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama
health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a
gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the
Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians
said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a
bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a
whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought
the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the
heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the assholes in Washington.
 
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