Living Will

k0xxx

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I, ___ being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Beer
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Chicken fried steak with Cream Gravy
Fried Chicken
Mexican food
French fries
Pizza
Ice cream


It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
 

Tallman

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I have a living will, but I can see that I left out a few things.
 

Mahonri

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I love this!

After watching a friend slowly die of cancer over a year and a half period, I'm hoping to go quickly with a massive heart attack.
 
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