LOL, scoby gone wild story

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I had to come here after reading this, because I know you all will get a kick out of it, and I'm sure some of you have seen it before...

It was in the Wise Traditions newsletter from winter 2009

A KOMBUCHA STORY

While picking up my weekly milk order from my farmer I mentioned that I wanted to return a quart jar to her for more cream but that all of mine were full since I had made so much kombucha recently. She asked whether I had any extra mushrooms since she wanted to start making it again. That led to a discussion about the mushrooms themselves. She uses hers three times then throws the oldest one away and cuts her others into smaller pieces and then uses those three times, etc. That way shes always using fresh mushrooms. When she first started making kombucha, someone told her that they were good for septic systems so she was flushing her old mushrooms down the toilet.

A couple years later the septic tank guy came to empty out her tank, and he opened it up to stick the hose in to start draining it, but he couldnt. He was totally baffled and had to get out his knife and hack away at the large, tannish, leathery thing that was floating at the top of the tank! She was quite sure what it was and she was quite sure she was not about to tell him! Can you imagine? A kombucha mushroom the size of a septic tank! If only someone in the sci-fi industry knew about SCOBYs!

Lee Burdett
Alemonte Springs, Florida
 

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If I ever get into Kombucha, this story will haunt me, I just know it. I can see myself outside, checking the septic pit every few days to make sure a culture didn't somehow escape down the drain...
 
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