Not so funny - then a funny!

Wildsky

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So my poor child smashed a finger in the car door on Thursday, lots of blood and tears - it was frightening for a while.

He's doing much better now, I've been changing the dressing and keeping it clean (there is a big C shape cut around the top/side of the middle finger)

Anyhoooo - so this morning my hubby and I are in the kitchen, the kids in the living room.
My hubby says to me "We need to cut up this ham"


My son in the living room hears! "We need to cut off his hand"

I laughed for so long, I'm such a wicked mother!
 

cjparker

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Awww, poor kiddo! (I'd a'laughed too!)
 

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wildsky that is hilarious!!! (cut off the hand the not smashing)

can you imagine what escape plan was running thru his head!?!? hee hee hee hee
 

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Oh, that's too funny! And, you know as a mother you are going to keep reminding him of that incident for years to come.
 

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valmom said:
Oh, that's too funny! And, you know as a mother you are going to keep reminding him of that incident for years to come.
Poor guy, his finger is going to have a big scar on it for sure... I'm still not able to see it to well, the cut - he won't let me touch it, the best I can clean it is under running water and gently touch with a paper towel.
I hope its going to be ok, he probably should have had a stitch or three..
I'll never forget "We need to cut off his hand" :gig
 

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Wow! That can be the first story you tell his soon to be wife when he grows up - right after you show her the pictures of his cute little naked rear when he was a baby. (Hope his finger heals soon without too much pain)
 

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Childhood trauma does make for good comedy later on :gig
 
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