noobiechickenlady
Almost Self-Reliant
When I read this I KNEW I had to post it here
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(A customer lifts bag of steer manure onto the counter.)
Customer: Ive got a question. What makes steer manure different from mushroom manure?
Me: Well, steer manure is made from the droppings of
Customer: Wait. You said droppings? As in waste?
Me: Yes. Manure is made from decomposed waste.
Customer: SoWhat exactly is a steer?
Me: Its just another name for a cow.
Customer: So steer manure isoh, God. Oh, God! *leaves without buying the manure*