Product May Require a Certain Level of Manurity...

noobiechickenlady

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When I read this I KNEW I had to post it here :lol:
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(A customer lifts bag of steer manure onto the counter.)

Customer: Ive got a question. What makes steer manure different from mushroom manure?

Me: Well, steer manure is made from the droppings of

Customer: Wait. You said droppings? As in waste?

Me: Yes. Manure is made from decomposed waste.

Customer: SoWhat exactly is a steer?

Me: Its just another name for a cow.

Customer: So steer manure isoh, God. Oh, God! *leaves without buying the manure*
 

Wifezilla

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Some people exist for the sole purpose of making me feel smart apparently :gig
 

mamagoose

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It is sad to say but yes the sole purpose of the majority of the population is to give those of us with brains a hard time.
 
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