Sleeptalkingman - have you seen?

[ohiofarmgirl]

ok i cant stand it anymore - i've been sharing this one off but now i have to throw this wide open.....have you all seen this:

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

WARNING: highly addictive and naughty language

my favorite:
"cant control the kittens - too many whiskers"

i watched their interview on youtube and what a surprise - the wife is american! we sure do know how to poke fun.... gotta love it.

 

[Blackbird]

I desperately hope that I do not talk in my sleep!

 

[big brown horse]

Me too!!

 

[Occamstazer]

I have a sleep talker in the house! He sometimes says hilarious things, and sometimes they're terrifying.

One year when I was at band camp (shut up) and rooming with a friend. She, while still asleep, told me she wanted fish crackers at the movies.

 

[big brown horse]

One year when I was at band camp (shut up) and rooming with a friend. She, while still asleep, told me she wanted fish crackers at the movies.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

One year when I was at band camp (shut up) and rooming with a friend. She, while still asleep, told me she wanted fish crackers at the movies.

hee hee hee hee oh i dont think we can let this one go too easily.......

but

i did wake The Big Man up the other nite - i was casting out demons. no kidding. no not out of me.... or from that gander but there's a thought....

 

[Occamstazer]

SO is reading over my shoulder and insists that I disclose my own sleeptalking. Apparently he was reading in bed, I was already asleep, and I started giggling. He asked what was so funny, and I replied, "You spelled toilet paper wrong!"

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

E used to sleep talk.

Way back when, when we were living together in luxurious sin and had that new home...we used to stay up to ungodly hours watching tv and munching on bowls of cereal...and we'd fall asleep on the couch with the tv on.

Usually I'd wake up and try to shake him awake, and I remember on one occassion, our conversation went like this (and E was asleep)

Me: hon, wake up. It's 1 am, we need to go to bed.

Him: mmm

Me: Wake up, I'll shut off the tv.

Him: Ok, you shut off the tv and I'll get the cartoons.

Me: what?

Him: I'll get the cartoons.

Me: you'll get the cartoons? what cartoons?

Him: the cartoons! you know!

Me: No, I don't know! wake up and lets go to bed.

Him (yelling very angrily, and still not fully awake): THE CARTOONS! YOU KNOW! The kind you EAT!

Me: uncontrollable laughing

Then he woke up, because he realized what he'd said. It was hilarious.

The next night it was "don't forget the broken straws"

 

[hwillm1977]

My mom talks when you try and wake her up, similar to QuailAntwerp's E...

Me: Mom, the movies over time for bed

Mom: I can't believe you did that again.

Me: Did what, watch a movie?

Mom: You washed the elephant in the bathtub and now I need to clean it again.

Me: hysterically laughing...


On another occasion:

Me: Mom, wake up... you're snoring...

Mom: Zlebert Gibs Htlis Blegert Bop

Me: What?!

Mom: Zlebert Gibs Htlis Blegert Bop

Me: What are you saying?

Mom: I'm making friends with the aliens.

Me: Hysterically laughing.

 

[MorelCabin]

One year when I was at band camp (shut up) and rooming with a friend. She, while still asleep, told me she wanted fish crackers at the movies.

hee hee hee hee oh i dont think we can let this one go too easily.......

but

i did wake The Big Man up the other nite - i was casting out demons. no kidding. no not out of me.... or from that gander but there's a thought....

You're scary!