SS person or Redneck? lol

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:lol: :lol: :gig :lol:

I don't know what's worse, the fact that I read the whole list or that some actually applied to me.

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hey - i resemble some of these remarks!

whoot!!!
 

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Let's see, how many apply to me....

worming your hogs, is a stock tip..

possum IS the other white meat..

I wouldn't put the pull-my-finger trick past my family at Christmas...

my neighbors ARE the people on Jerry Springer.. they're are crazy, and that's wording it nice..

fast food is hitting a deer..

my cars value does go up with the amount of gas in it..

.. sometimes I go outside to get refridgerated stuff off the back porch.. scratch the refridgerator.. :lol:

... I will be working on a homemade fur blanket..

Okay, that's all I can remember. LOL


Oh yeah.. And my husband DID come home to the FBI INSIDE the house.. but just once... :rolleyes: :lol:
 

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:ep :celebrate :gig :gig toooo funny!

My hubby. son and the dog share the same tree (well almost, the dog is female so doesn't lift her leg)
 

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What did they mean when they said "you THINK safe sex is a padded head board"? :D

Moonpies and beef jerky aren't in the major food groups?

Wow, I have learned two new things today.
 

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Wolf-Kim said:
Let's see, how many apply to me....

worming your hogs, is a stock tip..

possum IS the other white meat..

I wouldn't put the pull-my-finger trick past my family at Christmas...

my neighbors ARE the people on Jerry Springer.. they're are crazy, and that's wording it nice..

fast food is hitting a deer..

my cars value does go up with the amount of gas in it..

.. sometimes I go outside to get refridgerated stuff off the back porch.. scratch the refridgerator.. :lol:

... I will be working on a homemade fur blanket..

Okay, that's all I can remember. LOL


Oh yeah.. And my husband DID come home to the FBI INSIDE the house.. but just once... :rolleyes: :lol:
:lol:

I love the "if your porch caves in and it kills 8 dogs..." That there describes small town TX in a nutshell. (So does saying "that there...")
 

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Your wife's job requires her
to wear an orange vest.

HEY! I am the wife and I resent this! It is only a red neck thing if your wife has to wear the orange vest on four consecutive weekends while picking up trash by the side of the road!! :lol:


And my sister stole jackets from the prison when she was there to treat patients because they all said DOC on the back!! She figured they musta meant her. :gig
 
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