We need to start a dating service

[Wifezilla]

Abi needs a good man

 

[abifae]

Thank you Auntie

You didn't mention he needs to have hatched a dragon in the Dark.

 

[freemotion]

If you'd asked me last night when I went to bed and dh had taken my pillow.....he'd have been available!!!

He just made a fire and cleaned the kitchen, so for now, he's mine.

 

[Wifezilla]

Bwaa haa haa!!!


Ok, since he is no longer available, we need a man who is in his 30's, has a job, responsible, mature but still has a playful side, tall, good sense of humor...

 

[Blackbird]

Abi, I thought you HAD a man..

(Someone had a similar thread on BYC. It only lasted a couple posts and it was removed. So beware.)

 

[Wifezilla]

Hey, we are keeping it clean

 

[abifae]

and a clean bill of health

and speaks autie. >.>

 

[Wifezilla]

Must like long walks in the woods, Invader Zimm, have watched Firefly and Serenity no less than 5 times....


Must like fresh raw milk, home cooking, and meat. Vegans need not apply.

 

[urban dreamer]

Good Luck!

 

[Wifezilla]

Tall preferred. 6' or taller.

Must be reasonably fit.

No young children or crazy exwives.

No drama queens.

Logical.

Intelligent.

No mama's boys!!!

No alcoholics, drug addicts, or people hooked on prescriptions.

Must be well versed in zombie survival protocols.