Will I live to see 80?

k0xxx

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Will I live to see 80?

Here's something to think about....

I recently picked a new primary care
doctor.

After 2 visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing
fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that
comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

Do you think I'll live to be 80?

He asked, Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or
wine?


Oh no, I replied. I'm not doing drugs,
either!

Then he asked, Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?

I said, No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?

No,I don't, I said.

He asked, Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?

No!I said.

He looked at me and said, Then, why do you even give a crap?
 

Quail_Antwerp

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I read this one outloud to Ernie, and Omigosh I haven't heard a laugh like that from him in awhile! :D Thank you for posting this!
 

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My DH will love this. He'll probably have a t-shirt made.

That reminds me what he told me today. A guy he works with is really heavy, and was wearing a t-shirt that read "I survived anorexia."
 

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eggs4sale said:
My DH will love this. He'll probably have a t-shirt made.

That reminds me what he told me today. A guy he works with is really heavy, and was wearing a t-shirt that read "I survived anorexia."
:D My SIL has that tee shirt...and hes not slim and trim anymore! lol! he gets alot of laffs from people when they read it....
 
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