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[The Vail Benton's]

xpc, you on some strong meds hon? Faux booger sugar on it's way!

Yes some meds were needed, besides the locals I had some lortabs which have been waring off in the last 3 hours, they had to do some bone grinding and gum surgery and the stinging pain has now commenced. Please people go to the dentist every 3 to 6 months, even though I had dental insurance I only went when there were problems - pure dental anxiety syndrome that will only make it only worse in the future.

Sorry for hijacking your kaffir thread and will now stop. The ground round which is now defrosted for the bacon cheeseburger meatloaf is left wondering what to do all alone and despondent in the fridge. Alas it is but soup and fudge pudding for me.

Feel better soon, xpc! and now, a moment of silence for xpc's ground round...

 

[big brown horse]

Dont worry about the hijack silly.

That really does sound painful! I really hate going to the dentist myself...but you gotta do it. I'm a once a year-er and I dread it!

Hey you guys, I just built a sweet bon fire in the fire pit! Nice night to relax with a blanket and a beer by an outdoor fire. Ahhh...

 

[big brown horse]

lol

 

[Blackbird]

So if I called I would hear 'MMHIII WMMGHFFF.... FFMMUPYF FROOOMF BROO'?

Hope you feel better XPC. I haven't been to the dentist in years. He's a lunatic and scares me. I'd rather have rotten teeth. I'll probably end up with dentures or paint on enamel or something like that anyway.

 

[xpc]

lol

I'm going to take this as an endearing emoticon just so I don't have to ask around the islands for the hair of the dog horse lover from Texas, though the the cooking smell should lead me right to you.

 

[Blackbird]

Sally, I think you have a marriage proposal

 

[xpc]

So if I called I would hear 'MMHIII WMMGHFFF.... FFMMUPYF FROOOMF BROO'?

Hope you feel better XPC. I haven't been to the dentist in years. He's a lunatic and scares me. I'd rather have rotten teeth. I'll probably end up with dentures or paint on enamel or something like that anyway.

Thanks young sir, but please I implore you to find someone else, they are actually up on science now and won't feel a thing, unlike in the sixties when my dentists used sadistic pressure points to force open your mouth and then insert a Dr. Phibes torture device to screw your jaw open wider. They put a man on the moon in 69' but have yet found a solution to these 32 (30) time-bombs in your face.

I will turn the phone on if you want to call later but as BB&H has said maybe a good garbage fire may just be therapeutic and am heading out back now with an adult IV.

 

[big brown horse]

I'm making brats!! If I could find a way to get them into a feeding tube for you xpc then I would invite you over.

My fire is pretty, got brats on the bbq, cold beer in the fridge and I smell like smoke, oh happy day!

Did I mention a chocolate cake in the oven? Mmmmm!

 

[xpc]

I'm making brats!! If I could find a way to get them into a feeding tube for you xpc then I would invite you over.

Feeding tube my arse, wagon trains made it in 3 months and jet planes in four hours, a pit-bull pulled sled will be there within the hour (diesel has a red nose) and iff'n its dark I'll bring the moonshine.

 

[Blackbird]

Oh baby!

Sally! Quick! Throw your pig in the fire so he'll be done by the time I get there!

You have fun with your burning therapies. Just as well, I had to go into town and clean.

I must say - my dentist is still like that. He's the kind to spit in your mouth and cackle at your misery.