BIG frost!

[The Vail Benton's]

We heard on the news that you guys all have enough snow to fill a gazillion swimming pools... give or take a couple.

Yup! If you can figure out the best way to ship it, I can send you all you want!

Don't bother wasting the snow and that exquisite hoar frost by sending it to the cold and lonely desert cacti as they will just melt it the next day with their 100 degree double-wide heat.

Last week we got 6", last night another 6", and now it is snowing again - the other night I donned my galoshes and had a big garbage fire, crunching through the drifts with my snow pacs, listening to the new frozen powder squeak beneath my feet like biting into a fresh cheese curd. The north has its attributes for certain sure - though I didn't move here for this crap.

it's only 100 degs during a cold snap... sheeesh