tortoise
Wild Hare
I'm relieved you are all okay! You made me laugh!It's so wonderful! I wish I had been more aware during the birth.
WOW! She's dramatic. Oye vey. Making it seem like I'm dying. They took me to an OR just in case, administered some meds, and I stopped bleeding. Someone shoved their hand up my hoo-ha and pulled out my other placenta.
"This whole pregnancy has been a nightmare." REALLY? Girl. calm down.
Also I passed out for like 3 minutes. I'm fine y'all. Good grief.
"She’s the only family I have left." What about the 2 children i just spent 5 ****ing days laboring for you? Huh?
I'm sorry for my dramatic ass wife. Good lord. I'M NOT DYING. I'M FINE.