Church Joke (not religious at all!)

[Quail_Antwerp]

A fellow came to work on Monday with 2 black eyes. His coworker asked "Alfred,how did you get 2 black eyes?" "Well, yesterday in church, we all stood up to sing, and I noticed the heavy lady in front of me had her skirt caught in her crevice. I pulled it out & she whopped me one!" "Well, Al, that explains 1 black eye, how'd you get the other?" "Well, I figured she wanted it there, so I PUT IT BACK."

 

[JRmom]

 

[calendula]

 

[abifae]

 

[Henrietta23]

Heehee! We have a lady like that in our church too!

 

[colowyo0809]

 

[Neko-chan]

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