Dearest FreeMotion, can I please....

[modern_pioneer]

come live with you for a few weeks this summer?

1. I don't take up much space
2. I am clean and neat
3. I enjoy working in the garden and pretty handy with stuff (no electrical)
4. I do windows
5. I like critters
6. I like to fish from dusk to dawn
7. I wash dishes
8. I am not scared of heights
9. I wash my hands before meals
10. I always put the seat down, and if I sprinkle I wipe
11. I am a good listener and follow directions pretty good
12. I can help your DH with some big projects that he might need a strong back for
13. I cook
14. I sew, but not past Boy Scouts merit badge qualifications
15. I can build and make interesting stuff for your yard and garden
20. I will clean up after the evening meal
21. I will fix coffee and a good healthy breakfast for everyone each morning
22. I will fix iced tea everyday
23. I can drive a tractor
24. I can pull weeds
25. I can play the guiter and sing some songs
26. I can ride a hog like a cowboy
27. I don't mind getting dirty
28. I can make jam

I was hoping to grow the list to 100 reasons, and I could have, but I think I have enough skills to at least pitch a tent and wait to be invited by Free for a hot meal. Than I can show her all of my skills....







PS... This is done in good humor and free is a great friend, it was created by me for a good laugh. Now back to the list....

 

[Blackbird]

Hold up, I'm coming too!!

I think one of the biggest reasons that I'd visit Freemotion is because of all the awesome healthy food she has (or says she makes) and her knowledge, especially of the body and needed diet and such. Lot to learn from her!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Add haul water to the list and you can put a tent up in my yard

You can bring the wife and kids, and your ankle biter, too.

If it means Ernie won't be hoeing the garden or trimming tree limbs when I'm not watching




eta: you'd want to be loaded for bear and wildcats...no joke...we found a black bear in our cherry tree, which is only 100 foot from our back door...and there's some kind of big cat out back in the woods we can hear screaming every 2-3 weeks.....and I don't mean no house kitty...

 

[SKR8PN]

modern........be careful......after posting a list like that........you just might get some proposals that you didn't expect, or even want!!

 

[freemotion]

Boy, oh boy, Jay, you don't know what you are asking!!! I immediately thought of all the heavy projects on my very long, long list...first one for you would be....KILL THE GROUNDHOG!!!!!

Yes, my fridge, cupboards, every nook and cranny, is well-stocked with healthy eats!

 

[Wifezilla]

You wash dishes?!?!?! Should I PM you a google map to my place?

 

[modern_pioneer]

Okay free, me and BB want to visit, now I can split my chores.....

no.....no.....no...... Aly...... Although we love your animals, we ain't scared of no wild critters (being a wild life whisperer, self proclaimed of course) I could crossed breed a wild cat with a goat. That would be called a Boboat.

Its all those awesome SS skills me and BB want to learn.....

Blackbird- Hold up, I'm coming too!!

But before I invite BB to join me in my journey, what skills do you have to offer outside of the skills that I am bringing??? If you post five skills, I will consider you joining me. If you list ten skills than I will be happy to have you join me.

You can't join me until you tell me all the different skills you have to offer. I refuse to be a band of Gypsys hanging out in front of Frees house, rather a group of SS Gurus ready to work and learn.

If you want to join me in my journey to frees house, you have to list your skills and they must be approved by me in order to be a part of my band of SS Gurus.

All are welcome to join us, list your skills.

 

[Wifezilla]

1. I can loom knit
2. I know how to raise ducks
3. I can garden
4. I can cook
5. I sew better than modern_pioneer
6. I know a lot about herbs
7-10. I can brew mead (I think this counts for 3 skills )

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Um, can we just copy and paste our skills from the SS Skills challenge????

 

[big brown horse]

I want to come!!! But I would have to do a internship at my expence because I don't know nothin!

I want to learn!! I'm a visual learner, so reading about it here is about 75% effective. It has to be hands on.

I can babysit all the little ones (I can teach little ones!) while you are all out doing your chores.