Denim Deb said:
How to catch wild pigs.
1. Put out some corn for the pigs to eat. Put it out every day in the same location.
2. Once the pigs are coming every day for the free food, put up one side of a fence. The pigs may be leery for a few days, but they'll be back.
3. Repeat step 2 until you have 4 sides of fencing up, w/just an opening for a gate.
4. Install the gate, but don't close.
5. Once the pigs are completely comfortable coming for the free corn, and it doesn't bother them to be in the pen, shut the gate.
Here is a better version:
How to catch stupid people who think they have freedom but under appreciate it..
1. Put out some food stamps where the lazy can eat. Put it out every month in the same location.
2. One the lazy are coming every month for the free food, put up one side of a free healthcare system....
3. Repeat step 2 until you have free everything for some while the rest work to pay for it.
4. Buy votes for a crappy administration to "serve" the lazy folks.
5. Once the lazy are completely comfortable, kill the ones who work for them by over taxing, under serving, and working them to absolute death until just the lazy are left. Then everyone else can bend right over and smooch their big lazy....um...GOODBYE!
YOU LOSE! And so do you and you and you and you and.......