Favorite Sayings

[tripletfeb]

My grandpa always used to say, "I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk!"

Or a cripple off his crutches!

 

[NH Homesteader]

My dad used to say “better than a sharp stick in the eye”. I thought it was weird

 

[Alaskan]

Oh....

From maybe 1940s...

The answer to how are you doing?

"As fine as wine and as smooth as velvet."

 

[flowerbug]

My dad used to say “better than a sharp stick in the eye”. I thought it was weird

we use that one a lot here. it's a more colorful way of saying, "Things could be worse."

 

[flowerbug]

Oh....

From maybe 1940s...

The answer to how are you doing?

"As fine as wine and as smooth as velvet."

finer than frog hair.

 

[baymule]

That kid is so ugly, his parents have to tie a pork chop around his neck so the family dog will like him.

 

[CrealCritter]

Just have to get used to the language.

Warsh = Wash
Dawg = Dog
Skreet = Street
Chimley = Chimney
Yins = y'all = all you all = you guys


You can just imagine how much fun I had with spell/auto correct

Jesus is Lord and Christ

 

[frustratedearthmother]

This was one of my gramma's faves:

Man works from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done.

 

[R2elk]

This was posted by @memphis on BYC talking about her dog's reaction to the weather outside when he wanted to go out.

"He took one step out the door, wheeled around and ran down the hall like a naked ape."

 

[Finnie]

This was posted by @memphis on BYC talking about her dog's reaction to the weather outside when he wanted to go out.

"He took one step out the door, wheeled around and ran down the hall like a naked ape."

Haha! I remember when she posted that