How to grate fels-naptha without hemmorhaging?

[big brown horse]

BBH if our new lush is struggling with a cheese grater, we def. don't want her using a mandolin! Yikes...talk about scraping of a finger

What am I then, the old lush? Or has that title been claimed already?

And you are right Dace, NEGATORY on the mandolin eggs4sale!!!!! :bun

 

[2dream]

See.... the problem is not the Fels or the Grater. Its the Vodka. This particular endevor calls for a cold beer, a Sunday afternoon on the front porch and passing the grater, fels and bowl around to all who are sitting there with you. Take a sip of beer, grate for a few minutes then pass to the next person. If you happen to have a large crowd go ahead and break out two bars of soap. It eleminates haveing to do it later. Keep it in a Zip Lock bag in the freezer until you need it.

The bloody mary made with the Vodka comes later. You know as a reward.

If you can't gather a crowd it makes great punishment for children. You get your grated soap and they have a blast. And while they are doing that you can prop up your feet and drink the vodka.

 

[onebuggirl]

I used my cheese grate, but I found Ivory grates like butter melts. I use either one. Other wise you could just chop it like a block of chocolate ussing a large knife. The grating is to just speed up melting...don't give up and don't buy tide!

 

[FarmerDenise]

bbh, you don't qualify for the old part in old lush. But I do
But I'm all out of vodka at the moment, so I'll have some rum in my tea.
If any of you ever watch the "Duggers" on tv, they use a metal grinder to grate the soap. Looked real easy. No need to shave off pieces of finger or nails either.
I use a flat cheese grater also, with the big holes.
I'll have to try the food processor. SO finally lets me use it
We've only been together for 12 years.

 

[big brown horse]

See.... the problem is not the Fels or the Grater. Its the Vodka. This particular endevor calls for a cold beer, a Sunday afternoon on the front porch and passing the grater, fels and bowl around to all who are sitting there with you. Take a sip of beer, grate for a few minutes then pass to the next person. If you happen to have a large crowd go ahead and break out two bars of soap. It eleminates haveing to do it later. Keep it in a Zip Lock bag in the freezer until you need it.

The bloody mary made with the Vodka comes later. You know as a reward.

If you can't gather a crowd it makes great punishment for children. You get your grated soap and they have a blast. And while they are doing that you can prop up your feet and drink the vodka.

bbh, you don't qualify for the old part in old lush. But I do
But I'm all out of vodka at the moment, so I'll have some rum in my tea.
If any of you ever watch the "Duggers" on tv, they use a metal grinder to grate the soap. Looked real easy. No need to shave off pieces of finger or nails either.
I use a flat cheese grater also, with the big holes.
I'll have to try the food processor. SO finally lets me use it
We've only been together for 12 years.


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[Farmfresh]

You all are DRUNK. All the poor person wants to know is how to make grating the soap easier.

Just drop that HARD bar of OLD soap in a pan of water overnight ... it will grate so easily after that! I usually grate the homemade lye soap I use the day AFTER I make it while the bars are still moist and soft.

Now back to the drinking. Who's got RUM?

 

[FarmerDenise]

I do, but instead of putting it in bedtime tea I had put it in with some coke, now I can't get sleepy.

 

[Farmfresh]

Why put it in anything? I love the way it burns going down straight IF it is good rum!

I wanna be a pirate ... Oh a pirate's life for me. Grog!

 

[FarmerDenise]

Are you playing the pirate game on Facebook?

 

[Farmfresh]

No. I play no face book. I play with only the self sufficient!