I owe my mother.....LOL

[Beekissed]

Excellent post!!! I've heard so many of these...is there a handbook for mothers? 'Cause I said 'em to my children also!

 

[Bimpnottin]

Excellent post!!! I've heard so many of these...is there a handbook for mothers? 'Cause I said 'em to my children also!

Weren't you issued one at the hospital???? That's what I tell my kids. I got the "Mommy Book" at the hospital and they don't get one until they get married and have kids. It even has Santa Claus's phone number in it, and Santa has gotten phone calls before.

 

[FarmerDenise]

My mother taught me gardening
Wash those ears, or you will have potatoes growing in there!

 

[Denim Deb]

Mine taught me gardening too! Don't swallow watermelon seeds, or you'll have one growing in your stomach!

 

[Bimpnottin]

One of my Mom's classic ones:

"If you keep doing that and get HURT, I'm going to SPANK you!"

 

[FarmerChick]

LOL Great list


my moms fav was 'wait til your father gets home'...but geez nothing ever happened, but for some reason it sure worked every single time!