Kids say the funniest things!

[lorihadams]

I just had a wonderful moment with my 4 yr old son that I HAVE to share! He was helping me with the laundry and I dropped one of my bras. He picked it up and handed it to me saying "Here Mom, you dropped one of your boobie patches!"

Isn't it wonderful that when you are having a tough day your kids always manage to say something that makes you laugh!

Okay, now I know I'm not the only one.....share your kids' funny stuff!

 

[big brown horse]

I just had a wonderful moment with my 4 yr old son that I HAVE to share! He was helping me with the laundry and I dropped one of my bras. He picked it up and handed it to me saying "Here Mom, you dropped one of your boobie patches!"

Isn't it wonderful that when you are having a tough day your kids always manage to say something that makes you laugh!

Okay, now I know I'm not the only one.....share your kids' funny stuff!

That made my morning!!!! TOO CUTE!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

ROTFL!!

Ok, now this is embarrassing, but I keep my uh, er, personal hygiene products under the bathroom sink. Once, a couple years ago, our DD yelled down the hallway, "Mom! Ethan has your butt things!"

 

[big brown horse]

 

[Henrietta23]

My 7 yo still doesn't know what to call those things!


The other day after dinner he asked if he could have a fudgsicle. I said, "Sure, can I?" DH asked if he could as well. So DS comes out with, "Three fudgsicles, on the devil!" Meaning, on the double. I laughed so hard I almost fell of my chair. (shared elsewhere I think, sorry for the repeat..."

 

[big brown horse]

My 7 yo still doesn't know what to call those things!


The other day after dinner he asked if he could have a fudgsicle. I said, "Sure, can I?" DH asked if he could as well. So DS comes out with, "Three fudgsicles, on the devil!" Meaning, on the double. I laughed so hard I almost fell of my chair. (shared elsewhere I think, sorry for the repeat..."

Too cute!

My daughter was about 4 when I told her that I expected her to "behave" at some store. She looked @ me and said calmly, "I'm being have."

She used to say "crocilgators" too.

 

[Beekissed]

Too funny!!!!

My oldest asked me once if people would have to poop and pee in Heaven. Of course, I asked him why he wanted to know. He said,"Well, Heaven is supposed to be a place where you get to do the things you like and that make you feel good....and sometimes it sure feels good to poop and pee!"

I always hoped he was talking about that relieved feeling you get when you finally get to pee or poop after needing to do so badly......

 

[Henrietta23]

My 7 yo still doesn't know what to call those things!


The other day after dinner he asked if he could have a fudgsicle. I said, "Sure, can I?" DH asked if he could as well. So DS comes out with, "Three fudgsicles, on the devil!" Meaning, on the double. I laughed so hard I almost fell of my chair. (shared elsewhere I think, sorry for the repeat..."

Too cute!

My daughter was about 4 when I told her that I expected her to "behave" at some store. She looked @ me and said calmly, "I'm being have."

She used to say "crocilgators" too.

I've been saying "being have" my whole life!! I've DH doing it now too. I love that we aren't the only ones!

 

[Up-the-Creek]

My sweet little girl can be a riot sometimes, but the first time she made me loose it was when she was about 2. We went to the drive-in to see Pirates of the Caribean,..(not sure which one) anyway it is the one with Davey Jones,..the squid guy. We was all setting there on a warm summer night watching intently and the scene was coming up for the first appearance of Davey Jones. It was quiet,..you could her a pin drop.Then all of a sudden the squid guy appears (Davey Jones) and my sweet little angel hollers at the top of her lungs,..."What the hell?" I lost it and so did every other car load of folks within the next few rows.

 

[Henrietta23]

My sweet little girl can be a riot sometimes, but the first time she made me loose it was when she was about 2. We went to the drive-in to see Pirates of the Caribean,..(not sure which one) anyway it is the one with Davey Jones,..the squid guy. We was all setting there on a warm summer night watching intently and the scene was coming up for the first appearance of Davey Jones. It was quiet,..you could her a pin drop.Then all of a sudden the squid guy appears (Davey Jones) and my sweet little angel hollers at the top of her lungs,..."What the hell?" I lost it and so did every other car load of folks within the next few rows.

Okay, that made me laugh out loud, which at this hour is not necessarily a good thing!
Reminds me of the little girl I used to babysit for. I took her to the theater to see Snow White. The scene came where (I think) the witch falls over a cliff and her pet vultures circle then dive after her. In a silent theater Sara stands on her seat and hollers, "Those birds are going to EAT her!!" I wanted to die (teenager). (Sara is 37 and pregnant with her third child! She has no memory of the event but I love reminding her.)