Beekissed
Mountain Sage
That would make me snarf liquids up my nose!!! 
Kids say the funniest things!
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eggs4sale
Lush who can't use a cheese grater
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We were waiting for the satellite guy to come and preparing to go to town. As I put on makeup, my little girl asked "What are you doing?" I said "Putting on makeup." She asked "So the guy can look at you?"
Another time, I found a small bump on her arm. I asked "What is that?" She replied "It's soda pop. I think a spider ate me. It was in my dream."
Another time, I found a small bump on her arm. I asked "What is that?" She replied "It's soda pop. I think a spider ate me. It was in my dream."
Henrietta23
Yard Farmer
My son went "gem mining" while we were on vacation in the Adirondacks this week. Today on the way home he got upset because DH packed something on top of the bag of gems he'd collected. "DAD! You're squashing my jewels!!!!" I'm not sure who laughed louder, DH and I, or the group of fishermen who were also leaving the diner where we'd just eaten!
I just don't know!
I really thought my nephews 2 year old and I got along pretty darn good!
I guess the other day the nephew told him he loves him, the kid said he loved him too! And mommy and my Hubby?
When asked about aunts, other uncles, grandmas and grampas, the kid was quit clear in the subject! He only loves, his mommy, his daddy and uncle "my Hubby"?
I started picking all the blueberries on my bluebarry bushes, enjoying the ones he COULD have reached the most!
I really thought my nephews 2 year old and I got along pretty darn good!
I guess the other day the nephew told him he loves him, the kid said he loved him too! And mommy and my Hubby?
When asked about aunts, other uncles, grandmas and grampas, the kid was quit clear in the subject! He only loves, his mommy, his daddy and uncle "my Hubby"?
I started picking all the blueberries on my bluebarry bushes, enjoying the ones he COULD have reached the most!
Henrietta23
Yard Farmer
Thewife said:
My nephew, who when he was three wanted to be a marine biologist, called me Auntie Crustacean instead of Auntie Kristin......
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lorihadams
Always doing laundry
OMG my son says "I'm being have" too!!!
Once I told my son that I couldn't do EVERYTHING for him and he says to me "That's okay mom, I'm an expert on lots of things!"
Once when he was about 3, he told my mom (who has J cup boobs, btw) "Wow grandma, your ninnies are HUGE!"
When she asked who told him that, he says "Daddy!" Boy was he in trouble!!! I've never seen my husband's face soooooo red!
Once I told my son that I couldn't do EVERYTHING for him and he says to me "That's okay mom, I'm an expert on lots of things!"
Once when he was about 3, he told my mom (who has J cup boobs, btw) "Wow grandma, your ninnies are HUGE!"
When she asked who told him that, he says "Daddy!" Boy was he in trouble!!! I've never seen my husband's face soooooo red!
big brown horse
Hoof In Mouth
