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MoonShadows

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I was laughing so hard at the meat label it was hard to see the rest. But, I loved the tale of the car being pushed!:lol:
 

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Our local village store provided a giggle for me the other day. I asked the owner if he deliberately put the "confessions" sign on the "temptations" shelf here. I don't think they sold many chocolates that day ;)

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My reasoning is that chocolate is a vegetable. Cocoa BEANS make chocolate, beans are vegetables, so that makes chocolate a vegetable. Milk chocolate goes even further in the food chain.....milk is dairy and good for you. Sugar comes from sugar beets, which are vegetables. So as far as I'm concerned, chocolate makes perfect breakfast food, lunch or dinner. If you REALLY want to eat healthy, eat chocolate between meals!

I used to let my kids have pumpkin pie for breakfast. Break it down, Pumpkin is a vegetable, pumpkin pie has milk in it, which is good for you, the sugar comes from sugar beets, also a vegetable. The crust is made from flour, which comes from wheat and that is in the grain group. So a piece of pumpkin pie covers 3 of the major food groups, sounds like a healthy breakfast to me!!!
 
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