Reported by Jennifer (the granny) to friends in the neighborhood, via email. Martina is her daughter-in-law, and Esta is her 5-year-old granddaughter who has an infant brother (Louis):
Martina: Esta, watch your brother while I go to the outhouse.
(Thirty seconds later) Esta yells: I'm outside!
Martina: You're supposed to be watching Louis!
Esta: Well, I left him with another person… who is unfortunately just the dog, but he's good with children.