CrealCritter
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Going out to sit down dinner, Pandora's box.
Hello.
Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
Jessie.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us both Your's and Brad's vaccination cards?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that You and Brad are not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A, B, C or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc..., so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be really great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, tell the manager to bring his vaccine card to, thanks."
Jesus is Lord and Christ
Hello.
Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
Jessie.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us both Your's and Brad's vaccination cards?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that You and Brad are not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A, B, C or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc..., so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be really great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, tell the manager to bring his vaccine card to, thanks."
Jesus is Lord and Christ
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