Dreamz
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Memes That Make You Giggle
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Dreamz
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Ok, let me try this once again.
A woman is cleaning and in the closed she finds that one of the floor boards is loose. She removes the loose part and finds 10,000.00 and 5 eggs. She runs to her husband who is watching TV, and asked him, in 5 years of marriage, would you explain this to me? He takes lowers the newspaper and reaches for the TV remote and lowers it. Then he proceeds to tell his wife that during the past 5 years anytime she makes him angry, he puts an egg down there. She is happy because there were only 5 eggs. But turns around and asks him, what about the 10,000.00? He lowers the newspaper and reaches for the remote to lower the volume on the TV and replies, once I have a carton, I sell them.
A woman is cleaning and in the closed she finds that one of the floor boards is loose. She removes the loose part and finds 10,000.00 and 5 eggs. She runs to her husband who is watching TV, and asked him, in 5 years of marriage, would you explain this to me? He takes lowers the newspaper and reaches for the TV remote and lowers it. Then he proceeds to tell his wife that during the past 5 years anytime she makes him angry, he puts an egg down there. She is happy because there were only 5 eggs. But turns around and asks him, what about the 10,000.00? He lowers the newspaper and reaches for the remote to lower the volume on the TV and replies, once I have a carton, I sell them.
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Dreamz
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And of course, the peanut butter box should be there!
tortoise
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took me a minute...
flowerbug
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i like how leaves tell you exactly the best thing to do with them. leaves them alone...
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