My wife's dog

[flowerbug]

My wife's dog is a weirdo. So today my wife setup the Christmas tree with my granddaughter's. They got it all decorated, my wife's dog had to be right there getting in the way. My wife plugged in the tree, the light came on and my wife's dog jumped back and started growling, then barking. My wife unplugged the tree and his nub tail starts wagging, he goes up sniffing of the tree. The she plugs it back in the lights come on, he jumps back, hair stands up on his back, growling deep and barking big. This behavior lasted about an hour.

then it seemed he got used to the lights. But we don't have curtains on the windows. Baby bear likes to stand on the back of the couch and look out the window. Well he saw the Christmas tree reflection in the window and after about another hour he finally stop growling and backing at nothing outside. We must have an evil Christmas tree.

i wonder if there is some sound the lights are giving off...

 

[YourRabbitGirl]

....okay...I'll bite. What about her dog????

hahaha!! try to pet mine. Its a Scottish deerhound. my husband wants to get rid of him for years now.. Hahahaha!! he cant even get around the back yard because of him..

 

[CrealCritter]

Baby bear gets the vest of shame!

My wife tried everything, short of a cattle prod (which I said she should get) to stop baby bear from pulling her all over the place like a little girl. When she takes him out on the leash to use the bathroom. You know he's a good 150lbs and strong like a bull ox.

She read somewhere about this vest and it came with a money back guarantee. I'll be a monkeys' uncle... The thing actually works. He is a completely different dog with this vest on. We've since moved from no more pinch collar to just the vest now. This picture was from Jan 17th.

He's such a weird dog... Gets all excited and starts doing his happy dance when we go to put the pinch collar on him. But he just stands there and lowers his ears and head for the vest. That's why I call it the vest of shame.

 

[Mini Horses]

Good for wife! It will make a walk far more pleasant for both of them!!

 

[wyoDreamer]

Our Irish Setter used to do the happy dance for the shock collar.
He knew it meant that he was going to go hunting.

 

[CrealCritter]

My wife's is dog is a mess.

I called Menards for a password reset issue. Waiting on speaker phone, when this lady answers and my wife's dog jumps up whining and wagging his numb as she talked. I picked up the phone but my wife's dog kept trying to nose it out of my hand, so he could hear her voice. So I put it back on speaker phone.

Baby bear loved this ladies voice and I told her what he was doing on my end. What should have taken a couple minutes turned into at least 20 minutes. What a nice lady.

So today, my wife goes and gets the mail out of the box and opens a hand written personally addressed envelope to me. Then she said "Your girlfriend sent you a gift card". I look at it and read the card. I'm like what in the world??? I had to stop and remember the conversation A free $50.00 Menards gift card and anywhere from $2 to $500 also. So thoughtful...

My Lord Jesus Christ, just keeps the blessings coming. He's now using my wife's dog to bless me. Thank you again Lord Jesus, I love you

 

[Lazy Gardener]

What a hoot! I hope you buy something real nice for Bear!

 

[CrealCritter]

Baby Bear is now a recovered lush. He seen the light... Only because we haven't had any wine for months and we instruct our guests no not leave glasses of wine or beer unattended. Plus I put locks the the keezer faucets. So he can't open the faucets with his nose and pour beer all over the floor and empty my kegs and CO/2 gas tank anymore.

Here he is all gown up and recovered. He looks much more handsome now, than lushfully laying on his back sleeping in a drunken stupor

Jesus is Lord and Christ

 

[baymule]

Bear is a very special dog. What a cutie he is!

 

[Britesea]

Most dogs, once they get drunk, they never do it again. Bear is definitely special!