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Rest in Peace 1980-2020
FEM, think I love you!Family drama sucks- seems to be the week for it!
So, to lighten the mood I wrote you a song!
I already sent a copy to Blake Shelton and he can't wait to record it - so nobody get no ideas about stealing it, lol!
Went to Walmart for ammo for my 40 cal,
Need it to scare off a 4-legged pal,
He's hairy and mean and he scares me real bad,
He eats all my berries and that makes me mad!
When I'm done with the bear I'll go after the fox,
Instead of the hen house he'll live in a box,
Dead bear, dead fox I'll kill them right now
No time for their foolishness - gotta go feed the sow
I got a bun in the oven and no time for this $hit
Gotta go vomit - be back in a bit!