Lazy Gardener
Super Self-Sufficient
Then, there was the thoughtful young lady who tried to be a good samaritan. She pulled up behind a truck at the stop light, rolled her window down and started yelling at the truck driver in front of her, waving madly, and pointing at the back of his truck. He had no idea what her issue was. At the next light, she jumped out of her car, and ran up to his truck. He rolled down the window.
Her: You have stuff spilling out of your truck.
Him: It's a sand truck, lady!"
Her: You have stuff spilling out of your truck.
Him: It's a sand truck, lady!"