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[Denim Deb]

And, I think she has the pig heads stuck up on spears someplace as decorations!

 

[SKR8PN]

I'm not demanding it! She can keep her face private if she wants, I have a mental picture already.

NOT YOU..........ME!! I have a mental picture also, but it changes daily with her postings
Besides that I want proof of the axe. I have a vision of her and TBM standing side by side, like this...

But instead of him holding the pitchfork, SHE is holding the axe and TBM is holding the pigs head..

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

NOT YOU..........ME!! I have a mental picture also, but it changes daily with her postings gig
Besides that I want proof of the axe. I have a vision of her and TBM standing side by side, like this...

HEY! how did you get ahold of our wedding album!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

AL.. *snort* basement poodle.. hee hee hee hee hee

thanks FF!

 

[Wifezilla]

I don't think that picture is accurate....unless OFG is standing on a crate! LOL

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

the chickens were boosting me up so i took taller
;-)

 

[savingdogs]

I think that painting is an IMPOSTER!

 

[savingdogs]

*Savingdogs (wearing a Robert Plant wig and rocker outfit) hands out the official songsheets for the new OFG single, just released today. For all of you who would like to sing along, the tune is "Stairway to Heaven" Wifezilla, can you help me on the harmonies? And you will have to sing the last verse with me, I can't do the screaming part.*

There's a lady we know as Ohio Farm Girl
And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.
When she gets them she knows, she will hate them for sure
But with a word she can eat them, for dinner.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying some piglets to slaughter

There's a sign on the wall warns that she might be small
But you know sometimes humor conquers all.
In the barn on the farm, there's a goat herd that sings,
our heads are bowed in respect to Queen milker.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it makes me hungry.

There's a feeling I get when I look on the web,
And my spirit is crying for laughing.
On her thread I have seen, tales and stories of bees,
And the ducks, creepie meat and the turkeys.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it really makes me hungry.

And it's whispered that she will soon write a book
Then the we'll all say we knew her when.
And a new day will dawn for those on the farm
And the forums will echo with laughter.

If there's a pig head in her hen house, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the pig pen.
Yes, there are two heads from those porkers she hated last year
But she got bacon stashed in the freezer.
And it makes me hungry.

You can't stop laughing when she starts in and then you jump in...
The cat posse's calling you to join in,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and oh no!
They are talking about gas again.

(here is where I need help with the screaming part)
And as we tell stories of her toil (Javamama on drums here)
Her milk is just startin' to boil. (Glenolam grabs Abifae to dance)
There walks a lady we all know (everyone dancing now)
Who shines SS light and wants to show (even chickens dancing)
How everything still easey peasey.
And if you sniff really very hard
The smell will come to you at last.
When all the bacons not quite gone....
To be a pig and not to die. (new pigs pouting)

And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.

 

[Dace]

Oh. My. Goodness.


I almost blew hot meatball sandwich out my nose on that one!

SD, you are good!

Hysterical

 

[miss_thenorth]

*Savingdogs (wearing a Robert Plant wig and rocker outfit) hands out the official songsheets for the new OFG single, just released today. For all of you who would like to sing along, the tune is "Stairway to Heaven" Wifezilla, can you help me on the harmonies? And you will have to sing the last verse with me, I can't do the screaming part.*

There's a lady we know as Ohio Farm Girl
And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.
When she gets them she knows, she will hate them for sure
But with a word she can eat them, for dinner.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying some piglets to slaughter

There's a sign on the wall warns that she might be small
But you know sometimes humor conquers all.
In the barn on the farm, there's a goat herd that sings,
our heads are bowed in respect to Queen milker.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it makes me hungry.

There's a feeling I get when I look on the web,
And my spirit is crying for laughing.
On her thread I have seen, tales and stories of bees,
And the ducks, creepie meat and the turkeys.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it really makes me hungry.

And it's whispered that she will soon write a book
Then the we'll all say we knew her when.
And a new day will dawn for those on the farm
And the forums will echo with laughter.

If there's a pig head in her hen house, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the pig pen.
Yes, there are two heads from those porkers she hated last year
But she got bacon stashed in the freezer.
And it makes me hungry.

You can't stop laughing when she starts in and then you jump in...
The cat posse's calling you to join in,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and oh no!
They are talking about gas again.

(here is where I need help with the screaming part)
And as we tell stories of her toil (Javamama on drums here)
Her milk is just startin' to boil. (Glenolam grabs Abifae to dance)
There walks a lady we all know (everyone dancing now)
Who shines SS light and wants to show (even chickens dancing)
How everything still easey peasey.
And if you sniff really very hard
The smell will come to you at last.
When all the bacons not quite gone....
To be a pig and not to die. (new pigs pouting)

And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.

 

[Shiloh Acres]

I almost blew hot meatball sandwich out my nose on that one!

And I almost choked when reading THAT comment ...been laughing for half an hour reading this thread ... y'all are all great. And ... Love ya OFG!!!

And I'll probably have the "New and Improved" Stairway to Heaven playing in my head for the rest of the day. It's gonna be a fun funny day.