Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[ohiofarmgirl]

Y'all just think you know how to drink.

show us the way, baby! whoooot!

say can i volunteer to fight? where's buster - i think me and him could tag team anyone with our axes! whoooot!

BBH - thats priceless.... but how'd they get that picture of me up in that tree? dang.....

 

[big brown horse]

I took it right before I jiggled my fat tummy and fell into the pool.

(I can't stop watching it!)

 

[kcsunshine]

Ouch! some of that looks painful............................

 

[big brown horse]

now I have to watch it again!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

you know i think Bourbon Red was in one of those shots......

dang! i gotta go squeeze them goats.. wowheeee they get stinkier with every drink!

hey who wants to see me get up in the milk stand like them visitors we had a while back!?!?

whoooot!

 

[lorihadams]

must.......stop.......watching.......

I just can't do it.......

 

[big brown horse]

'wake up, throw up, pass out, and then we drink some more!'

 

[bibliophile birds]

as Karen said, we're over in moonshine territory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhMO9azmKNU

that song is about our neck of the woods. there's a guy over the mountain from us that still "pays" my dad for farm help with moonshine! oooooohhhh apple pie moonshine. it's the cure for whatever ails you (possibly even curing you of life)

eta: here's another that references Knoxville's sordid moonshine past

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRH7FtAAbJE

eta again: and, of course, one of our state songs....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n9prNixjbg&feature=related

Wish that I was on old Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills.

Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear the other half cat
Wild as a mink but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that.

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed old Rocky Top
Looking for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will.

Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Ground's too rocky by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar.

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

I've had years of cramped up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again.

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

 

[DrakeMaiden]

hey who wants to see me get up in the milk stand like them visitors we had a while back!?!?

whoooot!

 

[big brown horse]

I'm pm ing you my address! I'll build you a hoop coop and you can pay me in moonshine!


eta did you know another name for moonshine is "happy sally"? NO LIE!!