Okay...first, I love that Goonies story from Chunk....that is one of my all time favorite movies EVER.
Second, I will share my favorite puke story. Funny now, not funny at the time. My husband and I attended his high school reunion when I was 5 months pregnant with my son. He left me inside alone to go hang out with his buddies and drink, something he does not do btw. So, zero tolerance + drinking toe to toe with a 300lb former football player= puke-o-rama.
After he thoroughly embarrassed me (it involved my breasts...I won't go there) I made him leave. He started throwing up in the parking lot. This was the first time I had ever heard him throw up. It sounded like this "Waaaa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaa"
I couldn't help but laugh at him cause I had never heard anyone sound like that. He threw up again in the elementary school parking lot. Again in the car 3 more times. When I stopped at Sheetz to compose myself and pee and get another trash bag I found him wandering around the parking lot and yep, throwing up.
I didn't speak to him for 2 days after that. I didn't know whether to laugh at him or be mad at him for putting me through all that mess. Blech.
Nothing like a good ol' puke story to start the morning off right!
Hubby is a very poor puker. He does not drink, I think because of early experiences. When he tries to puke, it always comes out his nose and he says it burns and feels terrible. He will "hold it down" and do anything to avoid this. It isn't really funny but when he does vomit he makes the most whiney sounds, I cannot even believe it is him. And if he SMELLS human vomit.....he is done for....so I don't really blame him for not cleaning it up and having me do it.
I have a very strong stomach except when watching does eat......well, never mind....