Ooohhhh OFG.......where or where have you gone??? We're missing you Miss Calamity Jane!!! We need your good cheese & bacon & whatever stories...... don't just leave us hangin like this or we'll have to
hmmmmmmm, maybe the pigs have gotten their revenge. OFG you better speak up for yourself so we know you're alright or we'll have to send out the SS possie after you!!