Redneck Security System

[Beekissed]

Most of the thieves around this place cannot read and wouldn't even make the connection between big boots and bowls...honestly! They would steal the boots and bowls on their way in the house!

 

[coopy]

Beekissed you must live in my town.
The joke was cute.

 

[Helena]

I've had men's used work boots by the front door, with no notes, for a few months. They actually have cut down on neighbors just stopping by.

 

[ChickaD]

How to Install
A Redneck Home Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
(signed)Cooter

That's just great! I'll bet it would cut down on all types of solicitors too, as a bonus!