(Renamed) The Filking Karaoke Thread!

[FarmerJamie]

Here, I have a handful of chocolate nibs. will that help get the filking flowing?

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Sung by a meat bird, to the tune of 100 Years by Five for Fighting


I'm in this egg for a moment
Caught between a pip and a zip
And I'm just waiting
Until I've caught my breath to get out

I'm 1 day old for a moment
Sitting here blinking my eyes
And I'm drying
Waiting to be shipped to my home

In this egg, there's still time to hatch
4 minutes Time to pip
Time to zip and time to dry
In this egg, there's no better time to hatch
When you only got 6 weeks to live.

I'm 2 week old for a moment
And I'm living high on the hog
lots of flock mates
Dinner on my mind

I'm 4 weeks old for a moment
The heat is high
And I'm sitting here too lazy to move
Don't want to be chasing bugs

4 weeks and I'm feeling plump
Waiting on dinner to be served
The life I deserve
4 weeks, I'm all right with you
4 weeks, fill my dish that is my wish
When you only have 6 weeks to live.

Half time goes by
Suddenly you're wise
Another blink of an eye,
5 weeks is gone

I'm six weeks for a moment
Why is she sharpening an axe?
I'm too fat to up and run
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the ways to save myself

In this egg there's time to hatch
2 weeks living high on the hog
4 weeks to lazy to move
6 weeks it's the end of the line

No more new days for me
in this egg there's time to hatch
Time to zip and time to dry
In this egg, there's no better time to hatch
When you only got 6 weeks to live.

 

[savingdogs]

 

[TanksHill]

Is this like a milking stanchion? Does anyone need to be restrained? Savingdogs, are you behaving yourself?

Maybe we could use one of those hobble things on her??

 

[moolie]

This

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

To Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" - All the Molting Ladies

All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies

Put your wings up!

Up in the coop, we just woke up
I'm trying to lay my last egg
My wings you clipped, you didn't know
I'd start my molt today

I'm in a nest, trying my best
Don't try to get my attention
I've sat on my rear, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me!

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Oh, oh, oh

You put out some grit, I ain't budged a bit
I am determined to lay this egg
I'm giving my all, you got some gall,
To think about eating me.

I'm in a nest, trying my best
Don't try to get my attention
I've sat on my rear, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me!

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Oh, oh, oh

Don't try to tempt me with worms,
It's not goign to work
To live anotehr day I prefer, what I deserve.

Here is my last egg, it took me all day
And delivers me to be free, to range all day and beyond.
Don't pull me from the flock, I don't want to be gone
If you do you'll be down a hen
And what will you do then?

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put oyster shells in it
Oh, oh, oh

 

[savingdogs]

:

Oh my goodness my sides hurt from laughing!



*hands over filking crown to QA

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

You can keep your filking crown! Filking is harder than you make it look! HAHA

I want to tweak All The Molting Ladies

 

[savingdogs]

yes, versions tend to evolve later when you think of more verses......feel free to add.

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Tweaked version..

To Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" - All the Molting Ladies

All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies

Put your wings up!

Up in the coop, we just woke up
I'm trying to see what happened
My thighs are bare, the wings aren't there
I started my molt today

I'm through with the nest, tried my best
Don't interrupt my vacation!
I've sat on my rear, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me!

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light it
Don't be mad just because my body quit!
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad just because body quit!
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh

You think I should be plucked,
I'm guess I'm out of luck!
I gave my all, you got some gall,
To think about eating me.

I see sauce, a big ol' spit
Don't act like it's a new invention!
This molt's not my fault!
Ya can't want to eat me!

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh

Don't try to tempt me with worms,
It's not going to work
To live another day I prefer, what I deserve.

There is a big ol' roo, butcher him instead
And deliver me to be free, to range all day and beyond.
Don't pull me from the flock, I don't want to be gone
If you do you'll be down a hen
And what will you do then?

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh

All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies