same here! The only one I even knew a little about was Mad Max... and that one, though entertaining, it just too silly for words. And though lock picking sounds like a good skill to have, I don't own it.
I am a Pantry Prepping Pro, but I could also be qualified as a Woods Walking Primitive Skills Aficionado. Since I am currently more of a gardener and preserving the produce type, that is how I answered the questions. could I hit the woods with a pocket knife? Yup, but would rather have the ability to plant/grow/slaughter what I needed.
I wound up as a Pantry-Pro whatever, but I am sure I am really much more of a WoodsWalker whatever. I know how to make a rabbit snare, a fish funnel and a goose trap. I garden, can and we now have land and I am thinking of getting some dexter cattle (or devon, depends on what I can find).
This spring we are going to build a shooting range behind the barn.