The Diary Of Hardly

[Tallman]

Deer KCsunline,

The tall one said I cud anser direct 2 U about my Christmas present 2 Hilda Lou. Cents this is sort uv a seceret, I am addressing this here post directly 2 U insted uv puttin it in my diary. Well I waz up to see Hilda Lou again rite after Thankgivin an I axed her what I shud get her 4 Christmas.

She took my hand an said, "Hardly, anything from you would be wonderful." I axed her 4 what she wood think wood be the most wonderful. She said, "The most wonderful would be something that I could wear." "Like a hat or sumpthin?" I axed. "Oh a hat would be nice, but this item is worn on fingers, and it sparkles."

This conversasion took place rite before I got myself on2 the bus, but my mind perkertated on it allz the way home an by the time I got there I new watt I needed to buy her.

It took most uv my savings but I found zacklee what I wanted an could afford. Win she gits home I'll present it 2 her when I can B with her alone.

It's sort uv funny though. I've never seen her wear fingernail polish a tall be4.

Your friend, Hardly

 

[kcsunshine]

Hardly, Nail polish is a nice gift, but perhaps Hilda Lou was hinting for a ring to wear on her finger. Maybe in town you could find a nice friendship ring and then save up for a really nice engagement ring (if you really know she is the girl for you)

Merry Christmas, Hardly. Thanks for riting to me special like.

 

[dacjohns]

Hardly,

I can tell you put a lot of thought into the gift for Hilda Lou but I think you should take sunshine's advice.

 

[Tallman]

Dear kcdac and sunjohn,

It is most admireable that U 2 shud rite 2 me directly. Because U did, Tallman saz I shud respond. I never did think that Hilda Lou waz a thinkin uv a ring. This wood B a huge step in R realizationship. I wood half 2 think on it 4 a spell. Maybe come green-up time I wood have me the answer.

Thanks U 4 ur reply an advice, but rite now I better stick with the fingernail polish. Shucks, it's my firstest ever Christmas present 2 a girl.

Hardly

 

[kcsunshine]

You're exactly Hardly. Guess dacjohns and I were jumping the gun. You do what you think is right and Hilda Lou will love it. Is that nail polish red, or pink?

(Oh my gosh - I just re-read the kcdac and sunjohn part - I'm stil laughing)

 

[Denim Deb]

Deer Hardly, iffen she wants sumthin that sparkles on her fingers, see if u kin find a glittery nail polish, or some of the stick on jems.

 

[Tallman]

Deer Dentime Dab,

Thank U 4 the advice. I'll get sum glitter to go with the red polish that I got.

Hardly

 

[dacjohns]

I think Hilda Lou is going to have the prettiest fingernails in 10 counties.

 

[freemotion]

And maybe she will learn that hinting rarely works with men. Generally, it takes the hint equivalent of a 2x4 upside the haid.

 

[Denim Deb]

And maybe she will learn that hinting rarely works with men. Generally, it takes the hint equivalent of a 2x4 upside the haid.

More often then not, that don't work none 2 well. Ya gotta du like ant hattie n by ur own gift.