The Diary of Hardly
Date: Nuttin 2 report.
Dear Mr. Diary/
Mr. Diary, as U no, I started me up this hear kleaning bizness. The first month in bizness I cleaned 3 hog pins, a chicken pin an a goat barn. The second month in bizness I waz bizy tryin 2 kollect 4 my work. Well, I had me the best uv luck. First I wint to Mr. Hogden. I had kleened his hog pens an so he owed me $2.00 per pin. There waz 3 uv them pins so he owed me $6.00. Win we waz discussin the matter it waz then that I found out that he had a fence 2 build 4 Arthur Posten. Mr. Hogden,s idea waz to build Mr. Posten,s fence get paid an then he wood have the money to pay me. Thats win I got me my own idea. I said, howz bout me a doin the neighborly thing an help U get Mr. Posten,s fence bilt. He excepted my offer so I helped him build fence 4 a couple uv daz, an win we waz dun, he got paid then turned an handed me the $6.00 that he owed me. An that aint all - I dun the same thing with my other four kustomers an thats how I got my money. I jist had to worsh windows at the United States Post Office, split sum logs, an poor sum concreetable cement, an jist like I dun with Mr. Hogden I wint rite along with my kustomer an win he got paid 4 his job, I waz rite there soz he cud pay me 4 watt he owed me for kleanin out his pin or barn wich ever waz the case. An that aint all again, they all want me to come kleen all uv their pins and barn already again as soon as possible.
Durrin these times uv unemployment, it looks like Ill have me all uv the work I kan handle.
Hardly