Holy smokes after reading all 3 pages and with tears in my eyes from hysterical laughter, DH tells me not only do I need help, but I have GOT to stop singing it!!!
I was too worried about wetting my pants to hear the threat, something about wishing I had a.....
Brown Chicken Brown Cow!!!
:bun :bun :bun :bun :bun :bun(<-----OFG & her dogs)