Did I mention mine are stuboorn and persistent with nothing better to do than to torture me? I am seriously thinking of divorcing them all, bitter bitter divorce, so they'll hate me enough to never want to see me ever again, and then...just get on with my life without them...meaning in peace. Maybe I should just get myself into the witness protection program, change names, move out of state, change occupation etc. etc. and just *poof* disappear. It really is the only way I'm ever going to get rid of them.