was test, now...City meets Country...an SS tale

[FarmerDenise]

because as they kept dumping the dirt on their small flowerbed, the goat would stomp on it and the neighbors never noticed that new dirt was added. After a few weeks of tunneling

 

[DrakeMaiden]

They happened upon a piglet that had nosed his way down into the tunnel from another city lot. The piglet followed them home . . .

 

[FarmerDenise]

Hey, isn't that what happened to BBH? BBH you weren't digging any underground chicken tunnels, were you?

 

[DrakeMaiden]

NO COMMENT!

 

[big brown horse]

"Underground chicken tunnels" So THATS how he got here!!!!!

DM is there something you want to tell me???

 

[DrakeMaiden]

Who me? I don't know anything about tunnels or chickens or critters that root around in the ground.

 

[big brown horse]

Sure ya don't.

 

[noobiechickenlady]

Well, I say something is fermenting in the state of Denmark...
Sorry! It just popped into my head & I had to!

They happened upon a piglet that had nosed his way down into the tunnel from another city lot. The piglet followed them home . . .

And the city realized they had a barnyard on their hands and decided to allow livestock in the city. Then...

 

[DrakeMaiden]

Sooooooo . . . do I really need to continue the story myself?

ETA: Thank you noobiechicken

 

[DrakeMaiden]

And the city realized they had a barnyard on their hands and decided to allow livestock in the city. Then...

The local lady's bridge club nearly fainted in horror at the prospect, so they stormed the city council meeting with signs warning of "barnyard smells" and clothes lines. The mayor told the ladies . . .