Well, Pat, I think a correspondence course would be inadequate (but I'm sure they will soon offer it to get folk's hard earned money)as this is more of a hands-on type of job. Comes from life experience and a natural ability....ya just got it or ya don't, you know? The uniform is crappy, the hours are long and you are mostly under appreciated but it has a few perks, like supersonic speed(it actually looks like I'm not even moving!), acute hearing(can hear a kid doing something wrong three rooms away), x-ray vision (can spy a pocket knife in a pocket that is headed for school), bullet proofing (haven't actually tested that one but have dodged a few during the course of this life), etc. I don't want to brag but I can eat an ear of corn in a millisecond! Yep, superhero is one of my most favorite roles in life...I'm actually a legend in my own mind! :coolsunpatandchickens said:Used to be a biologist (research and teaching, mainly in aquatic invertebrate community ecology); nowadays, I'm a stay-at-home mom and general manager/constructor/fixer-upper for the household.
Have also ridden and trained horses for most of my life, taught riding, taught tai chi for a while, even taught a little bit of kids' ice-skating classes when another instructor backed out at the last minute Also trying to get back into freelancing magazine articles, which I did some of back in grad school.
Beekissed, is there by any chance a correspondance course for becoming a superhero? I can't afford to do 'real' superhero school but it sure sounds like it'd be a useful credential
Pat
Well, I'd like to apply to for that job! I think I qualify! and LMBO at your description.. esp. the pocket knife one as we had an incident just yesterday, and my xray vision kicked in! LOL! That darn supersonic hearing though.. that keeps me from getting a deep sleep, as I hear every squirm and wiggle, and every whimper and whine. Too funny, loved your description!Beekissed said:Comes from life experience and a natural ability....ya just got it or ya don't, you know? The uniform is crappy, the hours are long and you are mostly under appreciated but it has a few perks, like supersonic speed(it actually looks like I'm not even moving!), acute hearing(can hear a kid doing something wrong three rooms away), x-ray vision (can spy a pocket knife in a pocket that is headed for school), bullet proofing (haven't actually tested that one but have dodged a few during the course of this life), etc. I don't want to brag but I can eat an ear of corn in a millisecond! Yep, superhero is one of my most favorite roles in life...I'm actually a legend in my own mind! :coolsun