tortoise
Wild Hare
I think you're going to create a blood bath the likes of which you've never seen before! Aural hematoma are so messy they're usually treated surgically. Draining them is usually ineffective, because they keep bleeding into the ear. But, if vet was not an option, I would try draining with a syringe first. See if you get lucky. I'd also get vet wrap and bandage the ear in a way so that the dog can't move the ear when he shakes his head.