kcsunshine
Almost Self-Reliant
Lordy, I can't wait until tomorrow.... She's gonna kill us! We're waitin' to hear that story BB. I can't get supper ready 'til you fess up.
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Blackbird
Goat Whisperer
Its really not that funny when I write it out.
I used to work at a soil testing & agriculture laboratory. I was a lab tech assistant working under my mom, this was when I desperately needed somewhere safe to stay and no one would take me in, so my mom would take me to work. One day while I was basically hiding at work, just staying out of the way until the library opened so I could walk across town, the boss asked my mom if I would like to work, and I was hired. It was the fall, busy season so it was just seasonal work.
One day I had been at work about four to five hours already. At work we do a LOT of walking around and some of it gets pretty fast paced, washing things up, preparing samples, etc.
My mom and I were taking a break with the supervisor. We were sitting on these stools by the desk area just talking and eating for a couple minutes. Earlier in the day I had noticed that the lower part of my pant leg near my shoe kept billowing out a bit. I thought it was the lip of my tennis shoe bent out so I didn't pay much attention.
But as we were sitting there I was kicking my feet a little bit and it felt kind of weird in that spot, like there was something there. So I lifted my leg up on the other leg, reached in.. and UNDERWEAR!
At first I didn't know what to do. I had NO idea why they were there. Had anyone else seen me pull them out and hide them in my fist? What would I say?
I turned to my mom. 'Mom... my underwear are in my pants!!!' Both my mom and our supervisor started laughing their heads off at me. I started in disbelief at such cruelty, here I am going through a crisis and they sit there and laugh?! 'No, I mean, like they're down my pant leg!' as I hold up my boxers. More laughter. 'No wait! No! I AM wearing underwear!'
Even more laughter. And tears, in their eyes. Red faces. Apparently I had put on the jeans from the day before. They were clean but I had taken a shower and just thrown my boxers on top of the jeans and they made their way inside.
Others in the building started looking our way. 'Stop it! Your like two little schoolgirls! Someone is going to come over here and ask!' Eventually I start cracking up. The supervisor spits out 'And why where THOSE there, what are you trying to prove??' In horror I suddenly realize; what if they had been caught up higher in my jeans. What if I had been walking around for hours with a BULGE showing somewhere?
By this time I could not stop laughing. I quickly retreated to the pickup, to hide the evidence, clutching a pair of blue boxers in my hand. Soon others had gathered around and laughed and laughed until they cried.
The story would be replayed multiple times through the next couple weeks. Each day I went in I would receive remarks about making sure I didn't have any loose under garments hanging around. To this day it still cracks me up!
I used to work at a soil testing & agriculture laboratory. I was a lab tech assistant working under my mom, this was when I desperately needed somewhere safe to stay and no one would take me in, so my mom would take me to work. One day while I was basically hiding at work, just staying out of the way until the library opened so I could walk across town, the boss asked my mom if I would like to work, and I was hired. It was the fall, busy season so it was just seasonal work.
One day I had been at work about four to five hours already. At work we do a LOT of walking around and some of it gets pretty fast paced, washing things up, preparing samples, etc.
My mom and I were taking a break with the supervisor. We were sitting on these stools by the desk area just talking and eating for a couple minutes. Earlier in the day I had noticed that the lower part of my pant leg near my shoe kept billowing out a bit. I thought it was the lip of my tennis shoe bent out so I didn't pay much attention.
But as we were sitting there I was kicking my feet a little bit and it felt kind of weird in that spot, like there was something there. So I lifted my leg up on the other leg, reached in.. and UNDERWEAR!
At first I didn't know what to do. I had NO idea why they were there. Had anyone else seen me pull them out and hide them in my fist? What would I say?
I turned to my mom. 'Mom... my underwear are in my pants!!!' Both my mom and our supervisor started laughing their heads off at me. I started in disbelief at such cruelty, here I am going through a crisis and they sit there and laugh?! 'No, I mean, like they're down my pant leg!' as I hold up my boxers. More laughter. 'No wait! No! I AM wearing underwear!'
Even more laughter. And tears, in their eyes. Red faces. Apparently I had put on the jeans from the day before. They were clean but I had taken a shower and just thrown my boxers on top of the jeans and they made their way inside.
Others in the building started looking our way. 'Stop it! Your like two little schoolgirls! Someone is going to come over here and ask!' Eventually I start cracking up. The supervisor spits out 'And why where THOSE there, what are you trying to prove??' In horror I suddenly realize; what if they had been caught up higher in my jeans. What if I had been walking around for hours with a BULGE showing somewhere?
By this time I could not stop laughing. I quickly retreated to the pickup, to hide the evidence, clutching a pair of blue boxers in my hand. Soon others had gathered around and laughed and laughed until they cried.
The story would be replayed multiple times through the next couple weeks. Each day I went in I would receive remarks about making sure I didn't have any loose under garments hanging around. To this day it still cracks me up!
Occamstazer
Almost Self-Reliant
Awww that's not too bad.
When I was in 7th grade, I grabbed a sweater out of the dryer on the way to school. When I got to school, I grabbed it out of my backpack and hastily put it on.
A pair of bright purple panties flew out of the arm. Across the room.
I died.
When I was in 7th grade, I grabbed a sweater out of the dryer on the way to school. When I got to school, I grabbed it out of my backpack and hastily put it on.
A pair of bright purple panties flew out of the arm. Across the room.
I died.
TanksHill
Super Self-Sufficient
Ok, remind me to never tell you people when I am leaving town. I can't believe what a mess you made around here. You better get it all cleaned up before sally gets home.
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FarmerDenise
Out to pasture
Thanks, catching my breath, that was funny
And I am glad you see it that way too
FarmerDenise
Out to pasture
We got til tomorrow to clean it up
I want some more silly stories. But wait, I have to take the eggs off the stove.
I want some more silly stories. But wait, I have to take the eggs off the stove.
Dace
Revolution in Progress
OH BB....that is good!!! I have done that, although not been caught outside of the house....but when stuff comes out of the dryer, well sometimes things get stuck in the wrong places! Poor guy, that must have been pretty embarrassing!
I got one!
My MIL was at work, she was a receptionist so she had a 'dress up' job...dress, stockings heels, the whole bit. So she walks out of the bathroom and is making her way out of the building, walking with a few guys towards the parking lot.
She gets outside and feels a bit of a breeze.......she had accidentally tucked the back part of her dress into her pany hose and was bare @ssed to the world as she walked out the building and part way thru the lot.
Karma one might say
I got one!
My MIL was at work, she was a receptionist so she had a 'dress up' job...dress, stockings heels, the whole bit. So she walks out of the bathroom and is making her way out of the building, walking with a few guys towards the parking lot.
She gets outside and feels a bit of a breeze.......she had accidentally tucked the back part of her dress into her pany hose and was bare @ssed to the world as she walked out the building and part way thru the lot.
Karma one might say
freemotion
Food Guru
BB, they were laughing and turning red because we've ALL had a similar experience at one time or another. Just not always so public.
Dace, I hope it is not always karma! I walked in late to a lecture by a doctor I really respect and enjoy....we got lost on the way there. I ran to the bathroom first, as it had been a two hour drive. I was wearing one of those flowery flowing longish gauzy skirts. I quickly found a seat and noted distractedly that the fabric of the seat felt a bit strange.
A friend spotted me and came over and sat in the seat next to me and gave me a quick greeting. I thought that was nice. Then she leaned in and whispered that my skirt was tucked into my panties....and I'd walked in LATE and sat towards the front!!!!! In a room filled with respected and successful people, not hicks like me.....people who know how to dress....people about whom nobody says, "You can't take her ANYWHERE!"
Dace, I hope it is not always karma! I walked in late to a lecture by a doctor I really respect and enjoy....we got lost on the way there. I ran to the bathroom first, as it had been a two hour drive. I was wearing one of those flowery flowing longish gauzy skirts. I quickly found a seat and noted distractedly that the fabric of the seat felt a bit strange.
A friend spotted me and came over and sat in the seat next to me and gave me a quick greeting. I thought that was nice. Then she leaned in and whispered that my skirt was tucked into my panties....and I'd walked in LATE and sat towards the front!!!!! In a room filled with respected and successful people, not hicks like me.....people who know how to dress....people about whom nobody says, "You can't take her ANYWHERE!"
FarmerDenise
Out to pasture
Oops! 
I have done the laundry in a pant leg thing too, BTW. It's worse, when those panties just fall out the bottom. You go turn around to see if anyone saw it, make belief it's not yours, or nonchalantly pick it up and stick it in your pocket.
I have done the laundry in a pant leg thing too, BTW. It's worse, when those panties just fall out the bottom. You go turn around to see if anyone saw it, make belief it's not yours, or nonchalantly pick it up and stick it in your pocket.
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I was giving my son a what fore one day, reached up to put his gameboy on top of a shelf when my work pants fall down....
Still living it down.....
Still living it down.....
