BBH's campfire fun~popping in

[ohiofarmgirl]

oh BB.. yep it IS that funny written out... hee hee hee hee hee

my mom told the story of being the lead majorette in highschool and they were all doing a kickline at the beginning of the football game...and you guessed it... she kicked her "bloomers" right on off.. and she kept going....

hee hee hee hee

great story! and perfect while we are all cleaning up this mess.. boy, wont she be surprised....

 

[FarmerDenise]

When I worked for a janitorial supply company, we had one of those salesmen, who thought he was god's gift to women, but wasn't, you get my drift. He weighed too much, wore the wrong clothes (think Sears leisure suits...) his polyester pants were always too tight and wasn't that much to look at anyhow. He would come into our office, we were 4 married women of different ages, adjust himself and stand in what he thought was a provocative pose in the doorway inviting any one of us to lunch. And he refused to take "no" for an answer. Well one day he was being the big man and fixing something high up on a wall in his own office which he shared with several people. We were having an office party. So many of us were in there preparing for the party. As he went to climb up onto his desk we heard a loud rrriiiiip! Turning we all saw his whitey tighties showing through his no longer tight brown polyester pants, they had split right down his whole backside. The roar of laughter must have been heard a block away! Oh it was sweet. He was a changed man after that. For one he no longer wore those way too tight pants and he was just a little more humble.

 

[Occamstazer]

Oh man, I forgot about pants splitting horror.
Two Christmases ago The Man and I were driving back from visiting the Fam in Louisiana. I got out of the car at a gas station and split my pants from...stem to stern, so to say.
You can bet I lived off celery for awhile. There is nothing like making clothes explode to harm the female ego.
Oof.

 

[Dace]

You guys have great stories.....Free that is a doozey!

 

[modern_pioneer]

And guess whos going to be on the nice list? MMMEEEE!!! I made dinner for her tomorrow eveing when she gets in.

 

[FarmerDenise]

Are those barbecued twinkies wrapped in bacon?

 

[modern_pioneer]

LOL...... Its a secret!!!

( hey FD come here, I gotta tell you something, I haven't a clue what that is.... )

 

[FarmerDenise]

Since it is wrapped in bacon, lets have OFG taste it first

 

[Occamstazer]

Is that BaconHenge?

And does anyone else think we're all in a whole lot of trouble?

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

Since it is wrapped in bacon, lets have OFG taste it first

sure i'll try it! i'm always willing to strap on the ol' feed bag if bacon is involved... serve me up a big ol' bowl of twinkie-bacon-stew!!!!