Bee~ Journal of then...

[punkin]

I won the lottery!!

It's the largest jackpot ever worth 3.7 trillion dollars!

What am I going to do with all that money? First, I think I'll buy Congress. Hmmm . . . that will leave me with $3,699,999,999.00.

I'll make new rules: goats and alpacas for everyone!!

Got any other ideas for spending all that money?

HOLY COW! Can I shake your hand and bow at your feet!? Please.....I never knew someone who won the lottery!

Advice--get that lawyer.
Advice--don't buy Congress, they aren't a good deal for your money!


AND ---can I have your 5th wheel please?

What else to do with the money----best you just bury it in the yard. Don't change how you live. I hear people get into alot of trouble coming into big money....but be sure to give tons of cash to your kids. I know they will have fun spending.

happy for you. you incredible lucky gal!

I'm afraid if I bury it in the yard, I might find some human remains. Plus, I'm afraid I'll step in wooly mammoth poop.

 

[FarmerChick]

that is true. never dig in unknown ground! smart gal.

with that money---you should have someone dig up your entire acerage and remove at least the first 6 feet of soil. Replace wtih new perfect soil. That way you will never hit a bone when digging...well, you won't dig, you can hire someone for that.

Hey, what about that 5th wheel. Can I come get it tomorrow.

Did you get your check from the lottery people yet?

 

[Javamama]

Bee, I hope you come home soon, there's some strange stuff going on in your journal.
(wonder how many pages she will have to catch up on...)

 

[Dace]

You mean like this kind of strange Java?

Or this kind of strange?

 

[Javamama]

Ooooohhhh yeah! More random pictures would be great strangeness. (excuse my poor English)

 

[Dace]

While the above really holds it's own...I have to add this one

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

I'm hoping by the time she gets back, I have TWO Alpacas

 

[Dace]

Well Aly, if I can manage to acquire a woolly Mammoth while she is gone I am pretty confident that you can rustle up another Alpaca!

 

[Javamama]

Man, I wish I had something wooly. (I hear you snickering out there!)

 

[punkin]

that is true. never dig in unknown ground! smart gal.

with that money---you should have someone dig up your entire acerage and remove at least the first 6 feet of soil. Replace wtih new perfect soil. That way you will never hit a bone when digging...well, you won't dig, you can hire someone for that.

Hey, what about that 5th wheel. Can I come get it tomorrow.

Did you get your check from the lottery people yet?

Awwwww . . . sad and dissapointing news. After taxes and paying all the big cheeses, I'm ending up with $2.37.

Uhmmm . . . maybe I'd better hand on to that camper. Next time, though.