EEEK A MOUSE !

[eggs4sale]

Son-in-law just stopped by on the scooter (wearing pastoral garb and a flame helmet) ...

Second screen spitter.

 

[eggs4sale]

Went out to "the back 40" (the side of my house) and did some raking and clearing this morning.

#3

Windex thanks you all.

 

[Henrietta23]

My brother had a pet anole (small lizard) that got loose in the house never to be found. We joked when my parents sold the house that Carlos was still alive and 20 feet long, living somewhere in the basement..... (Carlos would be the anole, not my brother....)

This was a screen spitter.

well, I did have to clarify that, ya know!

 

[Ldychef2k]

I suspected there would be a second wave, and unfortunately I was proven correct.

What I was not prepared for was the brazenness of the enemy. While I was outside watering, HE was inside eating a peach from the counter. And there was poop on my chair.

Perhaps he will have indigestion. Why? Because I learned that the reason Plaster of Paris is so effective is that it contains a lot of calcium, and that calcium elevation in rats and mice is fatal.

Thus, I am dissolving a handful of high calcium Tums, berry flavor, to mix with peanut butter. I may even spread it on bread as a rodent PB&J.

 

[Beekissed]

He's taunting you........ :/

 

[Ldychef2k]

I know. And when I get done with him he will regret it.

 

[eggs4sale]

What strikes me as odd is that he enjoys pooping on your chair. Perhaps he is jealous of the amount of time you spend on the computer, and he is merely looking for a little quality time with you. OR he is actually using your computer in your absence. Have you checked your internet history to see if there's a lot of rat porn that comes up?

Maybe, just maybe, If you put a little Barry White Mouse on, make a computer chair out of sticky traps, go do a little gardening....

 

[big brown horse]

What strikes me as odd is that he enjoys pooping on your chair. Perhaps he is jealous of the amount of time you spend on the computer, and he is merely looking for a little quality time with you. OR he is actually using your computer in your absence. Have you checked your internet history to see if there's a lot of rat porn that comes up?

Maybe, just maybe, If you put a little Barry White Mouse on, make a computer chair out of sticky traps, go do a little gardening....

"rat porn!!"

 

[noobiechickenlady]

Jeeze this is a funny thread.

 

[Ldychef2k]

I think he is sending out invitations for a fRAT party.

Today was payday, finally. I bought an electric, no touch mouse trap. Apply peanut butter to the inside, insert batteries, turn on, moust steps on pad and completes a circuit and it is the electric chair for mice.

Closed up all the rooms last night and set bait in them. The only one disturbed was 10 yo granddaughter, the one who freaked out and had to go home the other night. I WILL get this mouse.