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Late For Supper
You guys all act like....like ...GIRLS!!!
A couple of years back, the neighbor across the back field from us, had a horse for his daughter. She got married, moved out and took the horse with her, but left the rats in the barn. When neighbor man found the rats living in the grain bin, he took his tractor and tore the nest out. This was a LARGE nest. Rats went EVERYWHERE, including onto our property looking for fresh room and board.
At the time, we had a Husky that had a bladder the size of a pea, requiring that she be let out every 4 hours. The Wife let Gretchen the Husky out at 3:00 am one morning to do her business. When she let her back in, The Wife noticed this black greasy looking stuff on Gretchen's face. WTH? Upon closer inspection, The Wife discovered is WAS grease.....from the bottom of the Webber BBQ grill!! Wife wakes me up, to let me know SOMETHING not right, is going on with the Husky. (Gretchen would NEVER messed with ANYTHING food related) So I get up, get dressed and survey the situation. As I am heading to the potty, I suggest to The Wife that she simply let the dog back out, but THIS time, leave the deck light on so she can see what is going on. She does, and Gretchen IMMEDIATELY heads to the Webber and starts sniffing and pawing around, trying to get into the grill. The Wife tells me what is happening, and, being that I am still engaged in "other business" I tell The Wife to open up the grill and see what the heck is going on. When she tossed back the lid, there, in plain sight, was the largest rat ever born, staring straight at The Wife and the dog!! Gretchen took off after this viscous creature, but it made it under the fence just in the nick of time. The Wife was speechless. Literally. She was so scared that her mouth was open but nothing was coming out, and she was doing this silent scream 1 foot off the floor, in the kitchen, down the hallway and into the bathroom. I didn't know women could fly and NOT talk.
That turned out to be very interesting summer. Rats were EVERYWHERE for a few weeks. Shot a few, trapped a few and few got picked off on the road!
I managed to trap "THE RAT" later that week when he tried to eat scraps off our compost pile. I know it was him because he still has BBQ grease on him! The Wife was not convinced, and still swears up and down that the rat in the grill was fourple times bigger than the one I trapped.
A couple of years back, the neighbor across the back field from us, had a horse for his daughter. She got married, moved out and took the horse with her, but left the rats in the barn. When neighbor man found the rats living in the grain bin, he took his tractor and tore the nest out. This was a LARGE nest. Rats went EVERYWHERE, including onto our property looking for fresh room and board.
At the time, we had a Husky that had a bladder the size of a pea, requiring that she be let out every 4 hours. The Wife let Gretchen the Husky out at 3:00 am one morning to do her business. When she let her back in, The Wife noticed this black greasy looking stuff on Gretchen's face. WTH? Upon closer inspection, The Wife discovered is WAS grease.....from the bottom of the Webber BBQ grill!! Wife wakes me up, to let me know SOMETHING not right, is going on with the Husky. (Gretchen would NEVER messed with ANYTHING food related) So I get up, get dressed and survey the situation. As I am heading to the potty, I suggest to The Wife that she simply let the dog back out, but THIS time, leave the deck light on so she can see what is going on. She does, and Gretchen IMMEDIATELY heads to the Webber and starts sniffing and pawing around, trying to get into the grill. The Wife tells me what is happening, and, being that I am still engaged in "other business" I tell The Wife to open up the grill and see what the heck is going on. When she tossed back the lid, there, in plain sight, was the largest rat ever born, staring straight at The Wife and the dog!! Gretchen took off after this viscous creature, but it made it under the fence just in the nick of time. The Wife was speechless. Literally. She was so scared that her mouth was open but nothing was coming out, and she was doing this silent scream 1 foot off the floor, in the kitchen, down the hallway and into the bathroom. I didn't know women could fly and NOT talk.
That turned out to be very interesting summer. Rats were EVERYWHERE for a few weeks. Shot a few, trapped a few and few got picked off on the road!
I managed to trap "THE RAT" later that week when he tried to eat scraps off our compost pile. I know it was him because he still has BBQ grease on him! The Wife was not convinced, and still swears up and down that the rat in the grill was fourple times bigger than the one I trapped.